Bag of Chips: What should I do with my butler?

This year the Swedish Microsoft Office won the “Best place to work” award from the Great Place to Work institute for the second year in a row.

I know, I know, we are the borg and all that, but heck, it is a really good place to work… anyways… what does this have to do with butlers? Well, this company James decided to give all the MS employees two hours of butler service and I just can’t figure out what to do with mine so I figured maybe you guys have some good ideas :)

So far I have discarded

• house cleaning, since I know that based on how my house looks, two hours won’t even make a dent :)
• racking for my team in the IT and Finance Billiards league finals… this fell through because my team didn’t make it to the finals :(
• going to see the Spiderman movie for me since it’s apparently a movie that everybody “just has to see!!!” but I can’t be bothered. That fell through because the movie is over two hours
• filling in for me at the next review meeting at work… I’m not sure how well that would go over with my manager

and now I am out of ideas, so i’ll leave it up to you…

Narrator from Oct 2020: She never used the butler hours

Tess